ESPN Reports: Eagles’ Nick Siriani plans to apply a strategic tactical approach to the Bills style of play against the New York Giants…..

There is a strong desire to simply publish a multitude of Stephen A. Smith laughing gifs rather than writing something for this episode, and I am telling you that this need is strong.

Last but not least, the Birds were able to play Dallas at their own stadium, Kelly Green. After the Eagles defeated Dallas by a score of 41-7, there is nothing you can do to convince me otherwise.

I am solidly on the side of the team that believes Kelly Green gives the Eagles superpowers. Kenny Pickett, a lifelong Eagles supporter and a Dallas hater (I guess), was not the only one who had a good time; even Tanner McKee, who will one day become an Eagles legend, had a memorable experience.

At the same time, our second and third stringers are putting the competition to shame. You take much pleasure in observing it. It would be irresponsible of us to disregard Saquon’s run game, especially considering that he ought to be playing today for the record, but that is an entirely separate subject.

It is just about 100 yards away from Barkley becoming the all-time leader in rushing yards, and he has already broken the 2,000-yard mark for the season.

Don’t bother me with the fallacies that say “but he would have done it in 17 games and not 16!” He was going to accomplish it in a limited number of attempts.

I am going to keep this one brief because I have been suffering a stomach ailment, and as a result, I have more serious problems that want my attention every few moments.